Last night, Charlie Sheen hosted his second webcast on ustream, even though I thought he was going to wait for us to ask for a second one? During the comfortable 13 minute-long endeavor, Sheen told people that his 11 year-old pug, Betty, had died, and that now she’s in another dimension, “flashing her razor fangs” which were not diminished from 11 years of grinding dog food up at all. He also said that even though his first webcast was awful, he still plans on “giving people the fucking truth,” and that he’s going to “deliver it in a way that’s violent and focused and not like they’re used to ever because they’re high on vaccines, and McDonald’s and US Weekly, and TMZ and ever other fucking shitty brand of food they consume.”
In the future, it plans to set up what he says before each broadcast, and then he will “deliver a torpedo is as true of humans and you fucking take it or leave it.” Before the feed ended, he said, “what it was, not what you thought, that is because it is what it is because you say so, because it confirmed, because you insist that it is what it is. Therefore, it is not what is not, which is winning a gold and magic, because that’s how I roll. “That last part might be about racing pigeons. I really do not know.
