Sorry guys, no Charlie Sheen rants today about waking up, eating breakfast, and just winning. It’s pretty dry out there news-wise, except for the exceptional coverage about the new movie, Rango. There’s not even a clip on RadarOnline.com where a bunch of reporters catch one of Sheen’s hooker friends coming out of an abortion clinic and then calling Sheen’s cell in front of the cameras to prove that she has his number. So we have to satisfy our thirst for water with incredible instability, which is hidden in the cactus and small inspire some pretty Sheen-related things. The first piece is that Dr. Drew Pinsky teamed up with VH1 and plans to host an hour-long special about Charlie Sheen’s “media crisis “, which will broadcast the seventh March in twenty hours. Dr. Drew will explain what Sheen’s recent behavior in interviews, you can tell us something about his mental state, and will culminate in guessing what is wrong with him. As would wake up with green and gangrenous leg or something.
The second part of the report is that there will be an animated special on Spike TV called Charlie Sheen’s winningest moments, which must be exceptional, because it wants to count down 10 of 12 Sheen’s most outrageous moments in MINUTES thirty. The company responsible for the re-enactment of the Taiwan-crash Steven Slater is Tiger Woods’ Christmas driving accident, and Charlie Sheen’s “incident” at the Plaza Hotel will range of functions, because no one has a computer ass cheeks guys flipping the location of their Rolexes like those guys .
Finally, for some reason, Charlie Sheen continues to believe he’ll be back on Two and a Half Men. The Hollywood Reporter has video from when he called into a Philadelphia-based radio station (BECAUSE THE STATION FLEW A PLANE OVER HIS HOUSE, “BEGGING HIM TO”?!?), and Sheen’s quoted as saying “I see us back on the air with a few adjustments, and giving the people not only what they want, but what they deserve, which is loyalty.” Or, SHEEN COULD JUST GO AWAY AND EVERYONE COULD GET A CORGI.
