Daily Shuffle: Sheen Seeks Intern0 Comments

Posted on 31 Mar 2011 at 10:26am

  • Guess what? Charlie Sheen did something else totally wild and crazy. I bet you didn’t expect that. Oh wait. You did. This time around, ol’ Tiger Blood is in the market for an intern (hopefully not to replace the “goddess” that just peaced out). Basically, now that his Twitter is worth a whole bunch of money, he needs someone to take care of it for him. That’s great and all, but I’m just imagining some wide-eyed kid just out of college being plopped into Charlie’s world in that giant mansion and having to navigate a world where “Duh! Winning!” and “Tiger Blood” are legitimate ways to win an argument. This is never going to end, is it? -Internships.comvia Twitter


  • Amanda Seyfried finally admits that she’s dating Ryan Phillipe. Wow. Why did she have to admit this? Is it really some huge secret? It’s not like they’re Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Phillipe’s past the age where he needs to appear single to woo the young ladies. Seyfried seems to be doing just fine. Oh, they wanted privacy? Is that it? Well, at least the paparazzi won’t be busy climbing through their bushes and chasing their cars while snapping photos in attempt to prove that they’re together, right? Right? -Us


  • Lindsay Lohan hurt feelings again. Oh, Boo Hoo. This time, Lilo is outraged at a joke at her expense on SNL this weekend. Miley Cyrus plays Lindsay in the opening sketch poking fun at her problems with the law, and said that it has its own parking space in the court of LA and later singing during a monologue about how she never screwed up like Lindsay. Okay. I have to be a downer here, but did not screw up like Lindsay and Lindsay’s totally earned criticism. And hey, you do not see Charlie Sheen running around sending e-mails sad Lorne Michaels about how much it hurt his ego parody. DUH WINNING

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