The Daily Shuffle: Katie Holmes Explains Suri’s Penis Gummies0 Comments

Posted on 05 Apr 2011 at 11:05am

  • Ellen Katie Holmes will be in the now, and the future’s to declare the whole Suri Cruise loves chewing on penises! a controversy. It would seem Holmes took Suri to the shop ice cream while he stood with another is taken captive shall sit Suri gummies the penalties. Even if information were sent to gnaw at Holmes Suri gave a falsehood’s – himself in the Suri. Why did you not teachers of the law¬† itself by its own to put on the back, you ask? Holmes has been said, if I should say I thought he would ‘set it on, behind him, and then he’s going to say What is this? And I really¬† did not want to to have a conversation. OHHHH Excellent! More anatomy sense of shame!


  • Prince William will not be wearing a wedding band once he marries Kate Middleton. A spokeswoman for the palace told People that, “there is only going to be one ring, in accordance with the couple’s wishes. Kate’s band will be constructed from a tiny amount of gold from the Welsh mountains that belonged to Queen Elizabeth.


  • A dwarf couple in New Jersey is suing Joel McHale, Comcast, and E! for defamation and emotional distress. The sketch aired on E!’s The Soup in 2009, and the show used a photo of the couple and added babies covered in tattoos and wearing pageant sashes into the picture and used it to describe a fictitious reality show called, “Fertile Little Tattooed Pageant Parents Who Enjoy Baking.”

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