If there’s one thing I never thought I’d see, it’s Kee-dollar-sign-hah (or Ke$ha if you’re no fun) promoting safe things. I figured we’d see the introduction of a bottle-shaped glitter-encrusted toothbrush with a button that plays “When I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack” while it dispenses whiskey-flavored tooth goo or maybe caffeine pills with her face stamped on them marketed as “candy ecstasy” or stencils to help you draw things like lightning bolts or cartoon penises on your face in glitter; I did not think she’d be putting her image on condom wrappers to promote safe sex at her concerts. That is actually pretty shocking.
But it’s true. She makes some kind of responsibility. A $ ha is putting her face on the condoms, she will give concerts on it to help people remember the “no glove, no love”rule. It’s funny, last time I checked the drunk girl stumbling around her little brother t-shirt covered rips, tears and secret spots, and enough face paint and glitter to run the craft fair on her face was just something that people are whipped into a sexual frenzy . The $ h I (obviously totally false) drunken antics are enough to convince teens to abstain from sex, drugs and rock and roll. It’s like a walking PSA.
