There are so many hot celebrities that share a birthday today, it almost doesn’t seem fair to the rest of the calendar! It’s the birthday of Hayden Christensen, Kate Hudson, James Franco and Ashley Judd. Happy birthday, hotties!

Hayden Christiansen is 29 today. He is best known, of course, for playing a brooding before Darth Vader Anakin Skywalker in “Star Wars” movies, and next year he will star in a new movie called “Money for nothing.”

Kate Hudson is 31 today, and I can not wait to see her in “something borrowed.” I loved the book and film look true…

On Saturday night, Charlie Sheen kicked off his “Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Torpedo of Truth” tour and the people of Detroit booed him. He came on stage around 9PM and began telling stories that lacked context or meaning. Sheen himself even seemed confused, as at one point in time he said, “Is anybody

else as confused by this shit as I am? The good news is, all I have written to the word of the rape. Then he explained how the As his first  tour to subsist in their Detroit: Detroit Keep it was a good place …

Now that James Franco learned that teaching a class via Skype about how to make a documentary about James Franco is lame, he’s agreed to up his art-fart game and teach a graduate school class at NYU’s Tisch School on adapting poetry into short films. John Tintori (President of the graduate film program) told Movieline how proud the school is the French agreed to teach a class that encourages students to  poetry, even less profitable than it already and said: “They are here to teach Because he knows really. directing something that can be shared with our students …

Michael Lohan was arrested last night in West Hollywood, after his girlfriend accused him of domestic violence. He was booked for inflicting corporal injury, false imprisonment and preventing a report of victimization. A lieutenant told People magazine, “Mr. Lohan was arrested after we received a call around 9 PM regarding a domestic dispute. He was detained after he was spotted walking on the street near our station. He showed no signs of intoxication that I’m aware of and has been cooperative.” Does this family think they need to get arrested every time they’re out of toothpaste?

 

Selena Gomez was on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday…

Remember the Oscars? Remember how Anne Hathaway and James Franco hosted them? And remember how Anne Hathaway tried so hard and changed her clothes so many times while Franco just stood there doing his math homework in his head? I do. And Billy Crystal does too, because he’s talking about how the show needs to change and should never be hosted by those two clowns again. In an interview withThe Associated Press, Crystal said he’d consider hosting the Academy Awards for a ninth time if producers completely revamped it and got rid of all the boring stuff. He said, “I think the show needs…

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend were arrested in West Hollywood early this morning for being SHWASTED. (That’s shit-faced and wasted, for those of you out of the loop. The combination makes for a raging drunk not suitable for the public. It’s not scientific, it’s just a general feeling we get that determines it when someone is so drunk they have to be arrested just for being drunk. Ipso facto: shwasted.) Anywho, Aguilera was the one too drunk for public, but her boyfriend was driving drunk. Okay, have we learned nothing from ANY OTHER CELEB EVER? They’ve all carried out this common…

People are still criticizing every aspect of Sunday’s Oscars ceremony, and some are even going as far to be disgruntled over the way lines from a handwritten script transformed into the typed text of a screenplay and appeared on-screen while whoever was announcing the nominees for the Best Original Screenplay award. While that particular critique came from a man who has watched every Oscars since 1958, other AVERAGE PEOPLE and SENSIBLE PEOPLE who don’t make their wives sleep downstairs in the basement can’t get behind the duo that was Franco and Hathaway! Do you know why? Because while the two of them managed to be so annoying, they were also…