While The Beaver was yielding some positive feedback after its screening last night at SXSW (Nikki Finke wrote, “the film received what was described to me as a very strong ovation at the end,”), Mel Gibson was turning himself in to the El Segundo Police Department in Southern California. It was probably as unpleasant for him as missing a Ke$ha concert because we were in court fighting a fine for taking our trash out on the wrong day would be for us. His mugshot and fingerprints were taken by authorities, and he was released after he posted 10% of his $20,000 bail. Gibson’s booking comes…

Mel Gibson (not to be confused with Charlie Sheen so think about it for a second) has decided to plea no contest to a misdemeanor charge of the domestic violence when he goes to court on Friday. The charges are related to an incident that occurred in January of 2010, where at his Malibu home, Gibson allegedly punched his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson won’t face any jail time, but he’s likely to be sentenced to perform some community service and undergo counseling, in addition to being placed on probation. In a legal declaration about what happened the night Grigorieva was injured, Gibson…

In between comparing himself to fighter jets, Charlie Sheen has talked a lot about having all these “friends.” He claims that Mel Gibson called to offer him support in dealing with the morons who don’t really mind Jews too much, otherwise known as us. Sheen has also said that Colin Farrell and Sean Penn have sent him their good wishes as well, and now that we know Charlie Sheen has a room completely dedicated to housing his cigars, it’s pretty obvious that that’s where those last two events took place.

But this morning, we learned that Donald Trump is another person in Sheen’s corner, and it’s because…