If I had Taylor Momsen to myself for an hour, obviously I’d ask her questions. I’d be interested in whether or not she went to a real high school, where the desks are covered in pictures of Giving Trees and penises or if she was home schooled. I would ask her how many times she wears a pair of tights, because it seems like she gets unnecessarily attached to one pair and just wears it until there are so many holes in it that not even a spider would deem it as a…

Tomorrow, Rango hits theaters. And even though this film is animated, the character of Rango still looks pretty much exactly like the person voicing the role, a.k.a. Johnny Depp. Seriously, just check out the photo below.

We know, right? It is as if he took responsibility Depp as Hunter S. Thompson from Fear and loathing in Las Vegas and morphed it into a form nosebleed. But this is not just some bad luck. In an interview with us, director Gore Verbinski said that she and Depp had discussed how Depp Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean Verbinski-directed both reminded of a…