Hey guys!Guess who sold out two shows at Radio City Music hall in less time than it takes for Ticketmaster to load your tickets? This guy. No, not that guy. This guy. No, the guy over there. God you are so dense sometimes. Charlie Sheen you fuckwad. Try to be clever around here and you go and ruin it. You ruin everything. No wonder Mom started drinking after you were born.

 

Apparently Rebecca Black actually reads the comments on Friday’s Youtube page because some of the mean things you nasty people said really upset her and made her cry. You guys! How could you do…

Justin Bieber has apologized on Twitter for flashing his middle finger at the photographers that were making his and Selena Gomez’s exit from the L.A. restaurant, Mattiano’s, difficult. Additionally, there were rumors that the reason why Selena was shielding her face from the cameras because an angry Bieber fan punched her in the face, but obviously that’s not true because they’re not done writing out death threats in her bed using dead caterpillars.

 

Charlie Sheen is officially tweeting for cash. She told TMZ that the main reason he joined Twitter so he can make money off of advertising because he is unemployed…