My dream is to become famous enough that New York Magazine asks me to fill out one of those questionnaires about myself. I’ve spent lots of time figuring out how I’d respond to questions like, “what is the trait you most deplore in yourself?” (Irrationality.) Up until today, my answer for “what keeps you up at night” was going to be “Megan Fox’s skinny body,” but after reading Fox’s trainer’s statement about how she, just, STRUGGLES to gain weight, I am looking forward to getting a great night’s sleep tonight because I can finally rest assured THAT SHE US JUST LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WHO EATS AND EATS AND EATS AND GAINS NO WEIGHT.
Not so long ago, Megan Fox has appeared in several commercials for Armani. Not much attention was paid to wear, however, because Fox spent most of their time hovering over her chest and bending as you or I flex the biceps in the opening pickle jar. Its skinniness – even though we have not seen – it seemed a little shocking, and so the debate about whether or not Megan Fox is resurrecting itself anorexic. But this time, Fox trainer, Harley Pasternak, came to her defense and says he’s just too thin, because its metabolism is very fast and she is in fact “far from anorexic.” He described how the trains, as Fox is focused on “toning and sculpting,” and ensure “that she is quite the right thing.” He continued, “He gets frustrated at times because she’s like, ‘I put on weight.” So she actually weight-trains to the muscle tissue that. ”
HAHA! So, do you guys feel bad for Megan Fox and her body that refuses to absorb the nutrients she’s supposedly overloading it with? Do you believe that someone can truly feel their skinniness as a burden? And not just an “ugh, I have to drop this in a mailbox today” burden, but more like a “STOP EATING MY SHIT, DOG!” burden? And MY GOD. GAINING WEIGHT BY LIFTING WEIGHTS? Yes, muscle tissue is heavier than fat, BLAH BLAH. I can already hear your comments. NO WAY. Maybe that’s how Willow Smith works out, but someone normal (like a person who can walk in to their local pizza place and be greeted by name) should tell Megan Fox that you put on weight by doing the opposite of what you do when you’re trying to lose it. And it’s certainly not by COMPLAINING TO A TRAINER THAT YOU EMPLOY, BTW.
