After battling many guidos and sea urchins on the Jersey Shore, Snooki has finally decided she’s ready for some real competition and no longer wants to play games of who can make it look like they’re using a treadmill at the gym without actually using it. So on March 14th, she’ll appear on WWE’s Monday Night Raw, where she’ll eitherfight someone, crash into a stationary fold-up chair, or just dance around comfortably while picturing that everyone in the audience is her beloved croc. Surely she won’t be taking any punches, because unlike the wrestlers who are obsessed with self-glorification, Snooki has already proved herself and is way more interested in riding tricycles around drug stores, anyway.