Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Break Up0 Comments

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Posted on 31 Mar 2011 at 11:32am



Look out everyone, everything that is right and good in this world is probably on the verge of destruction. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have officially broken up.

According to a source, the two ended their relationship but “there are no hard feelings.” The source continued to say that Biel will keep her house in L.A. and the former couple will remain friends.

Now, every time a Hollywood couple goes down, we all cry a little inside. Not because we absolutely sad for the people whose relationships are over (I mean, we’re a little, I guess), but rather because it just further proof that maybe love does not really exist in this large, dark, dull world. Because think about it: If you can not find love when you freakin famous, beautiful and a freakin ga-Zillionaire, how the hell does someone like me – a slightly overweight, big nose, bad person – a shot? I do not know. That’s what that means. Anyway, confirmed a spokesman for People’s source:

“Dealing with the media speculation about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, the relationship we have confirmed that they have mutually decided to part ways .. The two remain friends and still maintain the highest level of love and respect for each other”

Right, just like we all hold the highest level of love and respect for our exes. On that note, if you’re reading this (and you know who you are), thanks for breaking my heart, you bitch.




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