Last night, Snooki left the reality where she is a published author behind and entered into the reality where there are no height or weight restrictions in wrestling and appeared on WWE Raw. After sliding into the ring like she was Anne Hathaway in Get Smart, Snooks proceeded to knock her opponents off their feet and onto the floor, with what must have been a lot of New York Times Bestseller force because after a few minutes of rolling around in her clutches, they were squirming to get out of the ring completely. Once safe, the women realized it wasn’t that bad and invited her to Wrestlemania. So you see Tom…

After battling many guidos and sea urchins on the Jersey Shore, Snooki has finally decided she’s ready for some real competition and no longer wants to play games of who can make it look like they’re using a treadmill at the gym without actually using it. So on March 14th, she’ll appear on WWE’s Monday Night Raw, where she’ll eitherfight someone, crash into a stationary fold-up chair, or just dance around comfortably while picturing that everyone in the audience is her beloved croc. Surely she won’t be taking any punches, because unlike the wrestlers who are obsessed with self-glorification, Snooki has already proved herself…