Sorry guys, no Charlie Sheen rants today about waking up, eating breakfast, and just winning. It’s pretty dry out there news-wise, except for the exceptional coverage about the new movie, Rango. There’s not even a clip on RadarOnline.com where a bunch of reporters catch one of Sheen’s hooker friends coming out of an abortion clinic and then calling Sheen’s cell in front of the cameras to prove that she has his number. So we have to satisfy our thirst for water with incredible instability, which is hidden in the cactus and small inspire some pretty Sheen-related things. The first piece is that Dr….