As much as I hate to admit it, Robert Pattinson is looking pretty damn good on this upcoming cover of Vanity Fair.I’m pretty sure even that alligator (or crocodile? I never learned the difference because do I really need to know the name of a scary animal to know I want to avoid it all costs?) wants to jump his bones — and not just because he hasn’t had lunch yet and sparkly vampire men are his favorite afternoon snack.
I’m not sure what the alligator-croc-great-reptile-nothing has to do with Pattinson, more of a stretch to link with the headline “Robert Pattinson wrestles her way out of the twilight zone” but does it really matter? His shirt open! Seems like he smirking at me and nobody else, especially not that Bella GIRL! (What I would say if I were a Twilightfan.) Okay, but seriously, she does look kinda big.
