One word of caution to modern celebrities: no matter where you are, if you act out in a drunken and disorderly fashion, the world will be tweeting about it within seconds. That’s exactly what happened in New Orleans last night, where Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage was arrested after a scene with his wife (and probably lots of beer).

Cage had been booked on charges of domestic abuse battery, disturbing public order and public drunkenness. He was released on $ 11,000 us this morning. The charges related to the  loud, drink-inspired argument with his wife before he insisted  on…

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