Before 8:30am in the morning, there are just a few things we’ll put up with and poppy hat isn’t one of them being required to wear. Lady Gaga should issue a warning to her Little Monsters before attending any performance of hers, as this being said. Sure, these devoted fans will do almost anything to defend their mother, but when she performed on Good Morning America, how many were ready to strap on flower chapeaus this morning?

Yes, all before we could sip our coffee, Gaga paraded around an extravagantly-designed stage, retelling The Wizard of Oz through her new single “Applause”. She was denied the role of Dorothy…