As much as I hate to admit it, Robert Pattinson is looking pretty damn good on this upcoming cover of Vanity Fair.I’m pretty sure even that alligator (or crocodile? I never learned the difference because do I really need to know the name of a scary animal to know I want to avoid it all costs?) wants to jump his bones — and not just because he hasn’t had lunch yet and sparkly vampire men are his favorite afternoon snack.

I’m not sure what the alligator-croc-great-reptile-nothing has to do with Pattinson, more of a stretch to link with the headline “Robert Pattinson wrestles her way out of the twilight zone” but does…